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I'm your average asian immigrant. The immigration office told me Canada was a place of fun, food and hot, steamy sex. I've found the first two but am lacking the third, sadly. I came with 5000000 other people crammed onto a freighter. The living conditions were slightly better than my old mudhole village-type thingy. I've come and since being here, I have made enough money to buy my old country, almost $100!!. w00t! I program computers, pwn at most games(I'm Asian, gaming is hereditary and that said, if an Asian wearing glasses challenges you to a gaming contest, run!), and make random smart remarks whenever prompted. I wear glasses, have a receding hairline, am about 5 and a half feet tall and truely live up to the Charlie Brown moniker basketball-head. My head has its own orbiting satellites and has its own gravitational field. I enjoy engaging in verbal repartie with my friends, particulary those that I can make racist remarks at. I also win when it comes to racial battles, mostly because I have 90% of the world's population on my side. That's my story, what's yours? And better yet, who cares?

I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! w00t fetus!

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